Fake EyeLAshes

// December 21st, 2009 // I Love LA.

Photoshopped Bel with fake EyeLAshes

Photoshopped Bel with fake EyeLAshes

I may have become a big prissy sissy since moving to Los Angeles.  Yesterday, ridiculously, I thought it would be a good idea to wear fake eyelashes to go hiking up Griffith Park.  “Sorry I’m late, Kelsa.”  I said.  “It just took me awhile to put on my fake lashes.”  I said as I batted my beautiful long lashes in the cold morning air.

 

“Why are you telling me that?  At least say traffic was bad, or you came across an accident involving fatalities.”  Clearly Kelsa Kinsly was right.  “But you’re an actress and you live in LA.  I thought you would understand.”  Why did I admit to putting on fake lashes to hike?  Was it like admitting to getting breast implants to go on a date?  Not so much.  The feeling those lashes gave me, however, was awesome.  My long dark lashes made my eyes look bigger and porn star sexy and I certainly enjoyed them while they lasted yesterday.  If I again have the patience to spend 30 minutes applying glue to fake hair, closing one eye while I stick the thing to my upper eyelid skin, perhaps I will.  No one in LA will bat an eyelash.

 

P.S.  Brittany Murphy died yesterday, a reminder that faux eyelashes or not, life is fleeting and beautiful.  I wish her peace.

11 Responses to “Fake EyeLAshes”

  1. brandon phillips says:
    December 21, 2009 at 6:48 pm

    Very funny, but so true. I have gone hiking and seen women on the trail with high heels on! Only in LA!

  2. Francisco says:
    December 21, 2009 at 10:43 pm

    The Brittany Murphy part is tragic, but your story is very funny. And, yes, the eyelashes do make them look “porn star sexy”. The admitting to breast implants on a date was a hilariously clever touch!

  3. Deloris says:
    January 13, 2010 at 10:06 am

    Bel, with or without the lashes you are beautiful. :o )

  4. admin says:
    January 13, 2010 at 10:13 am

    Aww… thank you, Deloris.

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  10. Acefeceaply says:
    November 1, 2010 at 7:31 am

    Nice photo! Your eyelashes look very natural.

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    November 9, 2010 at 11:37 am

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