Archive for July, 2010

Red Little Mermaid Hair

// July 31st, 2010 // 8 Comments » // I Love LA.

IMG_6467-2 I colored my hair bright red and now I look like Ariel. Not on purpose. I was walking through the cute Los Angeles Koreatown Korean shops on Vermont and Wilshire near the Coffee Bean where I get a lot of writing done and I saw Davinci haircolor which is some brand I didn’t know existed yet bought it anyway. In my stubbornness I didn’t think it would be as red as it is even though the hair sample near the product clearly indicated it would be. Anyhow, this is what I look like per a photo snapped at the Santa Monica beach yesterday morning. Cheers.

My New (to me) Car!!

// July 16th, 2010 // 13 Comments » // I Love LA.

Bel's Honda FitI  bought a new car! As you can see from my previous blog, my Beetle outlived it’s welcome and so my most wonderful Stanley looked online for me, eyeing a 2007 Honda Fit. The Honda Dealer in Carlsbad was asking $12,000 and so we went in to test drive it and negotiate price. Two guys who were the unpleasant versions of Anderson Cooper and Michael Clarke Duncan were pretty insulting perhaps because I appear goofy and naïve. So I took my business elsewhere, where a nice guy named Jonathon had listed his 2007 Honda Fit for $8,500. Yes, $3,500 LESS. Recently I read a book entitled “How to Outnegotiate Anyone.” It proved to be useful as I told Jonathon after the Pep Boys inspection “I want your car. I have $6,500 cash now to hand you! Or money order, or cashier’s check! Whatever you want!”

 

“Cash.. Hmm… That’s very tempting. How about $7,800?” We finally settled on $7,400. I’d been nervous during the entire day, all skeered and shit about anticipating having to negotiate as we test drove Jonathon’s vehicle, asked questions, requested to have it inspected by Pep Boys (I paid the $100 cost), drove Jonathon back to his car, ate lunch with Stan at Costco’s while we awaited the inspection, etc. I pretended like I wasn’t though, even though at one point I had a minor meltdown, outbursting at Stan during lunch, as the car awaited inspection “OKAY, I WILL!” when he’d insisted I should offer a little less than I’d originally thought so I’d have more negotiating room. In the end it turned out to be simple and perfect and the best car-buying experience I’ve ever had with Stan and I browsing Autozone together, buying the two items the car was lacking for under $50. Brand-new silver hubcaps and clear floor mats.

 

Goofy? Yes. Naïve? Not this time.

Blue Volkswagen Beetle Breakdown in Bel Air

// July 9th, 2010 // 2 Comments » // LA Done Me Wrong

My Volkswagen Beetle is on it’s last leg and I for sure need a new car.

Laundromats in Los Angeles

// July 8th, 2010 // 7 Comments » // I Love LA., LA Done Me Wrong

Shocking to me when I first moved out here to Los Angeles, was the prevalence of apartments without washers and dryers. Sure, a bunch of apartments have a washer and dryer on the premises and there are dozens of laundromats within easy driving range, allegedly. But seriously to not have a washer and dryer in your very own apartment seemed downright third world. And I know about third world, girlfriend. Yes, in Brazil where I lived till I was 15, we didn’t even have laundromats. A washer woman came once a week and washed our laundry, hanging it out in the air on the clothesline to dry. Her name was Dona Maria.
  
Anywho, I compromised my standard of living by moving to Los Angeles since living in a nice apartment in Florida with rolling green lawns, a swimming pool, jacuzzi, tennis courts, washer and dryer (inside our apartment), etc, cost far less than a bare-bones okay apartment in an okay neighborhood in these parts. Of course, I do live in Koreatown where I get to see cute asian guys wherever I go, am now engaged to one of them, live a few blocks from the Wiltern where the hottest bands play, live a block away from the Brass Monkey bar where I just found out Seth MacFarlane tends to hang out. So there’s that. Back to laundromats… we all sort through our whites and colors, measure our soap, fold our underwear and prepare to get on with our lives.

Senior Citizen First Date

// July 2nd, 2010 // 7 Comments » // I Love LA.

I was at the Coffee Bean on Wilshire and Vermont in Los Angeles yesterday trying to write my book when I inadvertently and advertently overheard two senior citizens on their first date.  They’d met on Match.com.  Hilarity ensued.  Here’s my video about yesterday that Stan shot on my iPhone.

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